25 November 2006

clumsy in tokyo

for a while now ive enjoyed airing the inappropriate opinion that the japanese are the closest thing we have to aliens on earth. of course, as i admire originality and absurdity this is a backward compliment. nows not the time to discuss the contradictory cultural components of hello kitty and kinky sex, but theres plenty else to explain why i am so often confused here in the islands... and me thinks it isnt by accident!


fart discretely
dont forget that despite their pop culture obsession with anything non-japanese (be it western or korean), this is the nation that was forcibly 'opened' by the us navy in 1854 after 200+ years of self-inflicted isolation. even as it ravenously consumes foreign culture i dont get the impression that the japanese want to be anyone else. while here they may be consuming my culture but im made very aware that i am the outsider. this boundary is maintained in part by a seemingly unending number of complex ceremonies for eating to greeting to gift wrapping to bath water saving that every outsider is bound to eventually pervert. once you goof (to everyones embarassment) youve earned the inevitable and insurmountable gaijin (外人 is literally: 'outside person') designation.

its not like koreans are averse to ceremony and im sure that id also misstep in sweden, but japan is where ive felt the most awkward and clumsy even while under the auspices of a native friend. its not just the explicit ceremonies that make me uneasy. its also the goofy expression and high pitched voice of the hotel bellman who delivers any news (be it directions to the atm or disclosing that my bags are lost) with an intonation and facial expression combining rapt fascination, naïveté and surprise!


kami-robo fighters
i like a good joke so part of my awkwardness is wondering if im the center of an elaborate comedy... tho sarcasm doesnt work well here. case in point is an exhibit? store? theatre? gym? on the lower level of the slick omotesando hills shopping complex in aoyama near uber trendy harajuku. posters advertise a 2-day event: a kami-robo 'fight' between maoh and blue killer. the space has an elevated boxing ring in one corner, a huge plasma tv and lots of huge colorful robots photographed in the midst of executing 'body' slams in another. two large glass cases contain hundreds of tiny paper replicas of the giant robos. one line of tables is positioned in the middle of the room. in front of each chair is paper, tape, scissors and a felt pen for passers-by to construct their own mini robo. adults solo and in tandem with their kids take their seats with cameras rolling. its kinda exciting!


ms jpo
i love this weird interactive performance art-ish hands-on exhibit thing. im not sure where reality and fantasy start or end but it sums up japan for me. its time for my rendezvous with jpo so i prepare to leave. ok, im getting ready to go now. ok, slight bow. oh! you are superior to me but bowed longer than i did so i bow again! im smiling, shuffling my feet slowly backwards. still smiling, i bow again, casting my eyes downward briefly. thank you so much! i continue to make progressively lighter bows, smiling, shuffling, nodding, see you again soon! ok, last bow i think. thank you! ok, one more bow! shuffle shuffle. goodbye!
more tokyo photos here.

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24 November 2006

kyoto colors

my dear jpo insisted that we take a couple of days to visit kyoto, japans former capital for over 1000 years. although it was considered a target for the a-bomb it was ultimately spared from ww2 air raids, keeping its impressive retinue of 1600 buddhist temples, 400 shinto shrines, palaces and gardens (many of them designated world heritage treasures) mostly in tact. an hour or two after stumbling back from karaoke we rose with great difficulty, checked out of the b rappongi hotel, stashed my backpack in a tokyo train station locker, and hopped on the shinkansen (bullet train). japan is pricey. the 1.5 hour ride cost 円13,220 ($111) each way! as we chug-a-chugged along i was eager to see some of japan out my window but was too pooped. in a few minutes i succumbed to sleep.

upon reaching kyoto we made our way to the taxi queue and dropped off our bags before embarking on our temple tour. we chose a japanese holiday at the peak of fall colors so nihon tourists were everywhere but we nonetheless caught some impressive sights:


heian jingū (平安神宮)
a few blocks from our inn is a huge torii marking a grand entrance to the heian jingū (平安神宮), a shinto shrine featuring several bright orange buildings with green-tile roofs. built in 1895 to celebrate kyotos millennial bday, the shrine celebrates japans first and last kyoto-based emperors. inside i clumsily mimicked my hostess as she went through the various entrance rituals and later i stifled my desire to photograph a traditional wedding in progress.


kinkaku-ji (金閣寺)
kinkaku-ji (金閣寺 or golden pavilion) is japans most famous temple. part of the larger rokuon-ji temple and set on a serene lake, the pavilion is covered in brilliant gold leaf and topped by a golden fenghuang or chinese phoenix. it was originally built in 1397 as a retirement villa for shōgun ashikaga yoshimitsu but was converted into a zen temple after his death. the current structure was rebuilt in 1955 after a nutzo monk burned the place down five years prior. the fall foliage provided a spectacular complement.


the karesansui (枯山水) at ryōan-ji
ryōan-ji (temple of the peaceful dragon) is a unesco world heritage site best known for its karesansui (枯山水 or dry landscape rock garden), which is thought to have been laid down in the late 15th century by general hosokawa katsumoto. the garden measures 30 x 10 meters and includes 15 moss-blanketed rocks interrupting a bed of raked white gravel. japans most famous rocks are positioned so that only 14 are visible from any one angle- its said that only englightenment would reveal the 15th. according to some euro researchers, '...the implicit structure of the garden is designed to appeal to the viewers unconscious visual sensitivity to axial-symmetry skeletons of stimulus shapes.' you dont say? tho gorgeous and serene, meditiation was complicated by the several rows of gawking tourists snapping their visual momentos. check out the gardens website for some pretty amazing engrish.


kyotos kiyomizu-dera temple
currently in the running for the 'new 7 wonders of the world status, the spectacular kiyomizu-dera is a series of buildings first built in 798 (present structures constructed in 1633). the main building juts over a hillside and the otowa-no-taki waterfall and is supported by hundreds of pillars. there is a popular japanese expression (「清水の舞台から飛び降りる」) whose meaning is similar to what we anglophones mean when we reference "taking the plunge." as it went in the old days, if u survived the leap from kiyomizu your wish is granted. 35 of the 234 jumpers during the edo period didnt fare so well.


garden outside nijo castle
finally, nijo castle (二条城) is an impressive 275000 sq meter complex completed in 1626 that features two concentric rings of moats and fortifications. as the kyoto residence of the tokugawa shōgun, gold leaf, elaborate hinoki cypress carvings and extensive frescoes by kano school artists impressed visitors with the shōguns wealth and power. from the painting of clouds and various patterns, it was immediately obvious how much japanese painting influenced art deco. my favorite part of the castle was the uguisubari or 'nightingale floors' which were designed to foil sneak attacks since even the softest step causes nails to rub against the floorboard clamps and emit a beautiful chirping sound! the symphony created by scores of feet walking along the corridors was a delightful reminder of human ingenuity. (listen to a recording here).


geisha in gion district
aside from the temples we also enjoyed kyotos famous pastries and yours truly got to see real geisha (芸者) shuffling along in the citys historic gion district (祇園 or 祇をん). we also walked along a river and saw a few snowy egrets. spent from our temple-hopping we retired to a charming ryokan (旅館), a traditional japanese bed and breakfast that jpo had booked as a very sweet belated birthday gift. our huge compound featured two rooms with tatami mats surrounded by an enclosed porch and washi sliding rice-paper doors. after a several course japanese meal we indulged in the hot communal (tho gender-separate) baths and i exposed my inner yankee tourist self by requesting a photo of me in an incorrectly sported yukata (浴衣 or casual kimono). all said it was a delightful two days outside tokyo.
more kyoto photos here.

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