too nauseous

i poisoned myself this weekend. i was cajoled to buy the 'real stuff' by the enthusiastic, if questionably sane, washington state liquor control board store employee. he insisted that i purchase 'true' scotch instead of the grain spirit-diluted forgeries. i was too distracted by his teeth and eccentric facial hair to think clearly. i woke up this morning extremely nauseous with virtually no recollection of the night prior. photos on my camera suggest i dropped trou in two venues and triumphantly poured a full beer onto my chest at rplace. i think it was really fun seeing friends, etc... i just dont remember any of it. furthermore, puking 2x at brunch this morning wasnt cool. for future reference im better suited to the cheap imitation grain spirits. ahoy.

winking kissy faces, nipple grabbing, erekson sister dynamics and kk/jb sexual tension, all per usual.