the end is nigh
it sounds dumb but it took me until this afternoon to realize that ill be back in the states tomorrow. ive always been aware of my 27 nov departure date but it was the combination of an overcast sky, chai tea latte, dull booze-induced headache and a stretch of vacant road outside the akasaka-mitsuke metro station that finally made it emotionally hit home.
after 3 months in asia im curious to know what will it be like to be stateside. i dont look forward to being overwhelmed by the white and obese, this xmas seasons old navy commercials or the agonizing verbal stumbles of our beloved leader each night on npr. i do look forward to reuniting with my family and friends during the holidays and the ease of familiar cultural nuances and routine.
im happy to say that months on the road has changed me. im curious if my altered physical predilections (and behavior) will revert and how ill bestow greater hospitality on friends and strangers. asia has been a remarkable host to its wayward longlost hybrid son and im grateful. with a mix of relief and trepidation, its time to get back to work.
after 3 months in asia im curious to know what will it be like to be stateside. i dont look forward to being overwhelmed by the white and obese, this xmas seasons old navy commercials or the agonizing verbal stumbles of our beloved leader each night on npr. i do look forward to reuniting with my family and friends during the holidays and the ease of familiar cultural nuances and routine.
im happy to say that months on the road has changed me. im curious if my altered physical predilections (and behavior) will revert and how ill bestow greater hospitality on friends and strangers. asia has been a remarkable host to its wayward longlost hybrid son and im grateful. with a mix of relief and trepidation, its time to get back to work.
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Oh man, already back in the states and no post about Hard Gay?
not quite back home yet. im at narita airport awaiting final call. no post about mr hard gay because it turns out hes a big heterosexual fraud who is only ridiculing nihon homos for fame and fortune. to think those youtube videos made my heart pitter for a moment.
oh yeah, i do plan to get some other posts up about japan, korea, pakistan etc. soon.
He's not a fraud. He has a gay part and a straight part. He says the Hard Gay part of him is a virgin. And it's great to have a guy like that around because gay heroes are needed. Little kids need somebody to teach them the ways of the gays, even if it's just a particular pelvic thrust.
well, then i have a yet-to-be-formed vagina part that should grant me role model status for 3 billion women.
you're going to go through massive shock over the next couple of weeks. I guarantee it. Food portions are going to seem ridiculously big, people are going to seem more stand-offish, you're going to find yourself endlessly comparing everything around you. You'll wonder if you'll ever fit into American culture again. Trust me though, you'll find the yearnings fade, slowly at first then as the months pass by you'll see that Asia was just a distant memory.
Not like I talk from experience or anything ^^
i disagree. Asia will remain true in your heart. The memories can't fade, particularly if they're so well documented.
you can take pants out of asia, but you'll never take the asia out of pants.
we'll see.
go back to asia, pants
hopefully that last one wasnt meant in a mean way :( im tired and fragile!
it's meant in a "i'm going to asia and would like to take you with me" way.
mmm i like that. reveal yourself!!
fuckey shows can be skipped this time.
I got on this blog looking for fuckey shows. Can you tell me what they are?
if youre looking for them... then dont you already know what they are? aha! i know a fraudulent post when i see one!
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