reunitied and it feels so good

dear socialist rep. of viet nam,

thank you for returning my passport in due haste with a multiple-entry visa enclosed. i was fearful for a time, given the fact my pops was in the war and my submitted photo resembled the 20th hijacker. plus, it was just kinda scary to send my american freedom voucher so far away. i promise to be good.

yours truly,
pants